If he wasn’t ripping Wazzu for like 1,000 yards, scoring TDs in the Fiesta Bowl, quitting on the 2002 Oregon Ducks or using the Whizzinator, he was apparently just waiting for Twitter to be invented so he could be awesome.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Onterrio Smith, AKA Oshitty and his Twitter gold. Enjoy.
Pop that bottle right in Mercury Morris and Mike Price’s face. That game was sick.
Yeah, Mo was pretty sick as well. Take a seat, Colorado!
I hate when that happens. Seriously#UofOcampusriots
I’m strangely aroused.
The purp early morning air will get you every time.
That and hiding aliens, scoffing at Glenn Beck and playing Farmville.
Glad you were in attendance down in Berkeley. Spider….Obaby! Yeah leave Newton alone, it’s not like he may win the national championship at some point over my Ducks or anything…. What O would have done with a bigger stipend check? Probably buy more books.
Phil Knight clearly hid the investigation against Onterrio Smith. ******* Nike. other things black girls do….steal my freshman football road jersey. Yo Rashida, I’m still waiting for that $40 bucks I had to kick down to Jim Denker because you stole my roadie. I realize I probably look like I’m being stereotypical by throwing down ‘Rashida’ as the name, but it’s 100% true. Chick went to IHS with me, I felt her boobs a couple of times, and she ended up in an American Eagle catalog eventually or something#lifeisntfair.
I had to sale my foodstamps just to start this website, no biggie. Haters gon’ hate.
Of course he did, he’s Sammy ‘******’ Parker!
Dr. Phil in the building, fo realz.
Like I said before, haters gon’ hate. Oh, and don’t worry, people won’t stop talking about you for a long time. You my boy, Blue!
All fade routes, opening up the New year with the sex game and drunk Tweeting. if you aint down, you can’t roll with Rey and O.
Leave it to Gary Crowton to play Whitehead in the wrong position. www.garycrowtonsucked.com. Oh yeah, Herman Ho-Ching was one bad ass mutha trucker. You best believe that.
A) I hate when that happens. B) 4 times a week??? Weak.
Only a matter of time before the GOP comes after that place as well#preachingabstinencestilldoesntworkgetaclue
I heart you, Onterrio Smith.
Follow Onterrio here on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Oshitty
That guy is even cooler than I remember. Can someone please put herman Ho-Ching on the Twitter now?
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