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It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
Chandler Harnish, a quarterback from Northern Illinois was taken with the 253rd over pick in this past weekend’s NFL Draft. The Indianapolis Colts made him the last pick in the draft, thus crowning him Mr. Irrelevant. Now not only will he have to dodge Colts defenders in practice, he’ll need to dodge Mrs. Irrelevent who we came to know and love last week.
Well, she’s baaaaack! And this time her obsession and stalker-ish tendencies are stronger than ever. Oh, and she spiced it up with more makeup. And she doesn’t know that “pacifically” only describes the ocean. And she has some super-weird hand motions. If anyone has any clue what she’s referring to, please drop us a line.
So, what do you think? Should Harnish give her a whirl? Granted, she’s in NYC and he’s in Indy. But it may be worth it to call her bluff. She’s kinda scary, but he’s a big tough football player.
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