go to MSN.com
Found August 22, 2013 on Awful Announcing:
TEAMS: New York Jets
It can't be easy trying to manage 53-plus overgrown children with six- or seven-figure bank accounts, and the New York Jets PR staff is trying as hard as possible. It's arguably the toughest job in the NFL, given the history of problem children the Jets have produced in recent years. Plus, there's that whole "media capital of the world" thing. In order to help their players with the media process, they've handed out "media bridge" cards that contain suggested phrases to use with reporters. Manish Mehta of the New York Daily News took some shots: Jets have given players "Media Bridges" card: List of phrases to use with reporters. Here's front: pic.twitter.com/T73EGZ9aDe — Manish Mehta (@MMehtaNYDN) August 21, 2013 Here's the back of "Media Bridge" card given to all Jets players: pic.twitter.com/ljdBJZm51h — Manish Mehta (@MMehtaNYDN) August 21, 2013 "Your audience would be interesting to knowing [sic] that" is a personal favorite. The rest aren't too bad, but nobody will ever use that with the media. Besides, who in the media wants to get a quote with that in it? You realize we're looking for sound bites and statements that don't sound manufactured, right? Again, I can see the rest of it being said, but it also seems like common sense. Just more silliness from Gang Green.
More from Awful Announcing:
THE BACKYARD
RELATED ARTICLES

New York Jets Therapy Sessions: Lethargy and the Hurry Up Offense

Cole Patterson continues his New York Jets Therapy Session series. Make sure to check for these every Thursday and to give him a follow on Twitter.  Diagnosis: It seems that the New York Jets defense is having trouble getting out of bed in the morning. The defense is dragging its heels, losing races to snails, and pacing themselves to continental drift. Lethargy is a condition...

Santonio Holmes has non-stop pain in his foot

Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes has started to run in a straight line but continues to experience non-stop pain in his foot. Holmes did straight-ahead sprints on Saturday but has yet to run routes or make cuts. — New York Jets (@nyjets) August 21, 2013 Holmes: "I think the conditioning I've been doing so far has definitely prepared me … I really don't know how...

AP Source: Jets FB Hilliard out for season

A person familiar with the injury says New York Jets fullback Lex Hilliard will miss the entire season with a broken shoulder blade that requires surgery. Hilliard was injured during practice Tuesday when he went down after a running play. The person spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the team had not announced the severity of Hilliard's injury....

Santonio Holmes allegedly looking good while running

  Some of Santonio Holmes’ teammates have been impressed with what they’ve seen from him lately as he continues to work his way back from Lisfranc surgery. “Tone is very anxious,” wide receiver Stephen Hill said, via the New York Daily News. “He’s definitely ready to come back. You can tell . . . Everything I hear from him, everything he talks to me about is, ‘Hey...

NY Jets Make Note Cards On Dealing With Media, Players To Become Robots

The Jets always seem to be involved in a media circus, from Darrelle Revis losing his cool on the radio, to Tebow mania, to pretty much anything that comes out of Rex Ryan’s mouth.  Well now everyone in the organization is properly equipped with “media bridge’ cards to aid in responding to reporters’ tough questions.  It should be interesting moving forward to see who actually...

Mohamed Massaquoi Signs with Jets

The Jets signed former Browns wideout Mohamed Massaquoi on Thursday. SOURCE: Ian Rapoport, NFL NetworkFantasy Spin:He was cut by Jacksonville earlier this preseason. Massaquoi's yardage total has fallen each of the last three seasons, which is pretty troubling when his career-high is only 624 yards. A turnaround is unlikely for Massaquoi in East Rutherford, especially with accuracy...

Jets Announce Kickoff Weekend Festivities

August 23, 2013 – The New York Jets begin the 2013 regular season at home against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on September 8 and to help kick it off, the Jets are planning several events for fans the week leading up to the game.  Fans can gear up for the home opener by celebrating in the Jets 2013 Kickoff Week, which starts on Wednesday, September 4 and continues every day until...

Preseason Preview: Geno's the starter as Jets take on Giants

Florham Park, NJ – The recent history between these two teams hasn't been kind to the Jets.A year ago, Gang Green failed to score a touchdown on their way to a 26-3 preseason loss. Then, of course, there was the nightmare before Christmas Eve in 2011.Victor Cruz caught a 99-yard touchdown pass and the Jets lost, 29-14, all but dooming their playoff chances and catapulting...

Bart Scott retires, joins CBS as an analyst

After six years with the Baltimore Ravens and last four with the New York Jets, linebacker Bart Scott called it quits this week.

Gerard: WR Hill needs to 'pick it up' in 2013

As many of you know, WR Stephen Hill, has his ups and downs in 2012, (more so downs), and just recently in camp, frustration started showing it's face. CB Anotonio Cromartie delivered a huge helmet-to-helmet hit on the sophomore receiver at the goal line, screaming, "Don't cry! Play ball!" The offense wasn't particulary happy with him, as C Nick Mangold immediatley...

Jets agree to deal with Mohamed Massaquoi

The New York Jets have agreed to terms with veteran wide receiver Mohamed Massaquoi today according to a league source with knowledge of the situation. Massaquoi was cut this week by the Jacksonville Jaguars. Massaquoi is a former Cleveland Browns second-round draft pick who played at the University of Georgia. His release comes as a surprise given that he was signed to a two...

Jets move Santonio Holmes to active roster

BY NICK ST. DENISSantonio Holmes's progress in recovering from his Lisfranc had been questionable all summer, but Thursday, he made a step forward.A day after New York Jets training camp came to a close, Gang Green announced Holmes was removed from the Physically Unable to Perform list and added to the active roster. A Week 1 start all of a sudden isn't out of the realm of...

Rex jokes Geno's day 'wasn't brutal' this time

BY NICK ST. DENISAfter Geno Smith spent last Wednesday throwing four interceptions while hobbling on his injured foot, New York Jets coach Rex Ryan said the rookie quarterback had his "worst day," which was "brutal."This Wednesday, Ryan sang a different tune."It wasn’t brutal, that’s for sure," Ryan quipped. "That was a great day. I don’t...
Jets News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

RUMORS & GOSSIP

Urban Meyer on 2009 health issues: I thought I was dying

Ohio State head football coach Urban Meyer won two national championships coaching the Florida Gators in 2006 and 2008, but he told HBO’s “Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel” that he was depressed while coaching the Gators in 2009.
Via IMAGE CPR SPORTS
4 hours ago

WATCH: Fisher tells Winston to change out of pads

Jimbo Fisher and Jameis Winston got into a sideline exchange after the quarterback was warming for the Clemson game.
Via Gamedayr
3 hours ago

Kansas football Twitter favorites 'fire Weis' tweet

There’s a decent sized contingent of Kansas football fans who want Charlie Weis to be fired.  The Jayhawks’ coach is 5-21 through two-plus seasons in Lawrence and is off to a 1-1 start this fall.  Kansas football’s official Twitter account is apparently in favor of Weis getting canned, too. The account favorited a tweet this afternoon that called for Weis to be fired.  ...
Via College Spun
7 hours ago

Tom Brady reminds Raiders about 'tuck rule' play

If you’re an Oakland Raiders fan, chances are you want to forget the infamous “Tuck Rule Game” that took place in 2002. Tom Brady, however, would like to refresh your memory. The Facebook page of the New England Patriots’ star quarterback posted a photo of the controversial playoff game and wrote, “Tomorrow is my 6th time playing the Raiders. What’s your favorite Patriots...
Via NESN.com
6 hours ago

Nick Young has nickname he wants rookies to use for him

PHOTO: Nick Young’s Instagram Nick Young is awesome. During an interview with Lakers sideline reporter Mike Trudell, Young revealed that he was making rookies Jordan Clarkson and Julius Randle address him by a different name this coming season. While it’s not clear what Young has asked Randle to call him – the 19-year-old mumbled numerous times when asked by Trudell to reveal...
Via Lakerholicz.com
3 days ago

Tedy Bruschi: Goodell has to go

At some point the backlash directed at commissioner Roger Goodell may be too much and he’ll have to go the way of Tricky Dick Nixon. This is to say, NFL’s head honcho might be in the earliest stages of having to call it quits. Former New England Patriots linebacker Tedy Bruschi, who is among the most popular retired players around the league, indicated on ESPN that it’s time...
Via Sportsnaut
10 hours ago

Tom Coughlin hoping music can inspire Giants

There was something different in the air during the New York Giants stretching routine at their training facility outside MetLife Stadium before practice Friday, reported the N.Y. Post.And no, it wasn't the stench of 0-2 team's desperation to salvage a season before it reeks worse than a Meadowlands landfill.It was the sound of music.While some players bopped to the tunes...
Via The Other Paper
13 hours ago

Roman Reigns undergoes emergency hernia surgery

WWE.COM is reporting that Roman Reigns will be undergoing emergency surgery today, just over 24 hours before the Night of Champions (2014) pay-per-view. Not much is known at this time. He was rushed a Nashville, Tennessee hospital for surgery on an incarcerated hernia. He had been in the area to promote WWE’s Night of Champions event, but now, it looks like he might not even make...
Via Between The Ropes
11 hours ago

Winston now suspended for entire Clemson game

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston has now been suspended for their game against the Clemson Tigers on Saturday. As you already know, Winston was originally suspended for the first half after he made inappropriate comments on campus earlier this week. According to an email by Interim Florida State President Garnett S. Stokes late Friday night, the school has now suspended Winston...
Via Sportsnaut
1 day ago

Report: Ravens engaged in massive cover-up in Rice case

ESPN’s Outside the Lines dropped a major bomb on the Baltimore Ravens regarding their handling of the Ray Rice situation, saying that the team engaged in a massive cover-up to lessen their star running back and franchise icon’s punishment. According to ESPN’s story, the Ravens knew exactly what was on the elevator video hours after […]
Via Larry Brown Sports
1 day ago
Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.