Welcome to the offseason doldrums at Purple Jesus Diaries! To pass the time, we're introducing a new feature called "Much A-Poo About Nothing," which will chronicle a variety of Vikings players throughout history in comparison to bowel movements. What? Yes. Referencing the de facto Poop-tionary "What's Your Poo Telling You?" by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D., we'll be comparing Vikings players to medically described craps, all the ups, downs, messes, misses, and pains you can imagine. First up? Randy Moss:The Man: Randy Moss came into the league in 1998 and went HAM on the NFL. Posting a rookie record 17 touchdowns and being selected as a rookie Pro-Bowl starter, the man was an outstanding football player. Whether it was posting multi multi-touchdown games, reaching behind defenders heads for a pass, or streaking down the sidelines of the Metrodome turf as the entire 65,000+ in attendance all gasped in unison, Randy Moss brought attention, euphori...
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