My sympathies go out to Gosder Cherilus

It's been announced that 1st round pick Gosder Cherilus has agreed to a 5 year deal, and is officially a member of the Detroit Lions. No terms have been released. Cherilus is now an employee of the worst run franchise in sports. May God have mercy on your soul… It's all downhill from here, Gosder. You're a now Lion, for better and much more likely, worse. Just what does it mean to be a Detroit Lion? First off, say goodbye to the joy you once received from playing a great game. You'll be scorned by the fans, ignored by the national media and misused by the coaching staff. You'll lose more than you ever have in your young life. Lose more than you ever thought possible. Winning, and all that goes with it, is what players on other teams do. Winning is only a rumor in Detroit. And that functionally retarded, square headed, porn 'stached dude who drafted you, all full of smiles and slinging you bullshit? It's all his fault. Remember that when you begin making plans next year to leave as a free agent in 2013. It's all Matt Millen's fault. Well, his and William Clay Ford's. Good luck, Gosder. You're going to need it. You've just walked into the buzzsaw that is being a Detroit Lion. You have my sincerest sympathies.