Nate Kaeding Suicide Joke Watch

Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to commit suicide last night, but was unsuccessful because he's terrible at kicking footballs? Yes, San Diego's kicker is not a beloved man right now....unless you love terrible internet jokes. Then he's a godsend! Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to hang himself last night? He got the noose around his neck, but he couldn't kick the chair. Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to shoot himself last night? The bullet was wide right. Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to swallow a bottle of sleeping pills last night? He choked on the first three. Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to throw himself into a volcano yesterday? He was going to take a flight to Hawaii, but he missed it. Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to slit his wrists with piano wire? He couldn't get his hands inside the upright. Of course, death LOLs were not the only chuckles to be had at poor Nate's expense. You could try the Facebook page where his supporters furiously ...