Originally written on Sportress of Blogitude  |  Last updated 10/30/14
Undated, unsubstantiated, essentially meaningless. Those are some ways to characterize the supposedly salacious “ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE PICTURES” that depict “SUPER BOWL HUNK’S WILD WILD PARTY.” The all-caps headline of the National Enquirer story on its website that serves as a teaser for its new print edition of the gossip rag means it is pretty crazy stuff, you see. The “SUPER BOWL HUNK” alluded to in the provocative headline is San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick and his “WILD WILD PARTY” evidently revolves around a time when a grown man engaged in some horseplay while aboard a Carnival Cruise ship in Mexico. Again, the National Enquirer doesn’t mention when the teaser photo was taken, but they got the gossipy goods on this apparently hedonistic pleasure cruise. Oh, the humanity. Oops, pardon me, let me do it Enquirer-style: OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! An excerpt from the comically absurd teaser online article: The uber-racy snapshots show a shirtless Kaepernick receiv...
1 Comment:
  • This photo was taken in March 2012 and you can take that to the bank. NE trying to make news with an old photo, that's all that is. Kap wasn't even known at that time as Alex Smith was the starter until he got hurt 7 months later... In other words, NE is trying to make something fun, simple, nothing, just kids having fun, into something more than it is. Go figure.....
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