Originally written on MyTeamRivals.com  |  Last updated 11/25/11

FOXBORO, MA - JANUARY 10: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots looks on in the first half against the Baltimore Ravens during the 2010 AFC wild-card playoff game at Gillette Stadium on January 10, 2010 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
DATELINE: HUMOR! Tom Brady has tennis elbow. That black band around his elbow is not a memorial to fallen opponents, sliced and diced by Brady’s acumen over a decade of passes. Tom does not rub elbows with many quarterbacks in the NFL. Most QBs cannot touch him, and the situation was not the result of fraternizing with the enemy. Perhaps Tom has put his elbow into too many ribs as he has made a joke of NFL defensive alignments into the post-season too many times to recount. Yes, Tom has tennis elbow, which comes from overuse to the point where his elbow bends like elbow macaroni. Add cheese, and you have a media seven-course meal. Tom’s elbow is nothing compared to Tim Tebow’s elbow, but the Bronco QB’s trouble comes from under-utilization of his throwing arm. Tendinitis may knock many of baseball’s starting pitchers out of the rotation, but a black armband is sufficient to keep Tom pitching into the ninth inning. He never comes out of a game, and he ne...
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