Originally written on The Daily Rival  |  Last updated 11/11/14
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Rick’s Cabaret is notorious for being one of the the top gentlemen’s clubs in New York. Tim Tebow is notorious for being one of the most devoutly religious athletes in professional sports. With Tebow arriving in New York, it was only a matter of time before these two beings would collide somehow. And now they are: Rick’s is offering the most overhyped back-up quarterback ever his first lap dance.

From a statement Rick’s issued, via Busted Coverage:

“I’m thrilled for the Jets and want to extend an extra special welcome to Tim Tebow,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Beverly, a busty blonde beauty. “I’ve heard that he doesn’t go to strip clubs, but I will be happy to give him his first lap dance. I promise he will like it. It would be my honor.”

Not so enamored with Tebow are other dancers Sydney and Trina, which I’m guessing are not their real names:

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Sydney, a statuesque blonde stunner, did not think that Jets ownership made the right move. She proclaimed, “They got him just so they can sell Tebow t-shirts and Tebow merchandise. The Jets need football players not haberdashers.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Trina, a “double d” knockout, said, “A lot of the girls here love the Jets because they are good guys, but I’m over them. The Jets are good at getting headlines, the other New York team wins Super Bowls!”

And then there’s this from Alex, which, again, I don’t think is her real name:

“Tebow is cute, I like him,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alex, a buxom brunette. “But Mark Sanchez is sexier,” she added.

Oddly, John Elway thought the same thing, only it was Peyton Manning instead of Sanchez.

[H/T Off the Bench; Photo by Jeffrey Beall]

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