Oakland Raiders: The Jonah on the Ship

Is there a storm raging? Let's just say we are on a ship, going somewhere. Suddenly a storm forms. Our ship is rocking, rolling, and reeling on the water. Why, we ask? Might there be Jonahs on our ship? Yes, they are good people, but, for some reason we do not fully understand, they seem to be the cause of a storm, of sort. We search and look to gauge what they believe about our beloved Oakland Raiders. Hum, we find the Jonahs asleep in the bottom of the ship. We come to realize the Jonahs are our problem. They too, are destined to go somewhere, but not where we are going. Well, I don't think the historical Jonah jumped off the ship, rather the crew (say our Raider Nation) helped him a bit. We dumped them off, metaphorically, by refusing to listen to their doubts. Once they are dumped, they land in a deep, dark place in the belly of a great fish. Don't get upset. They survive and the fish becomes their ship and at the right place ...