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Hold on to your dicks, everyone, I got some news for you today that's going to blow your mind holes:
The Minnesota Vikings re-signed Marcus Sherels.
ARE WE READY FOR THE SUPER BOWL OR WHAT, BIZZCHES?!!
Marcus Sherels, former Minnesota Golden Gopher and the only player on the Vikings team who has been signed after being asked to come in for a local work out, signed his tender the team offered him back in March for $555,000 so he could oh my God why am I even writing this article about Marcus Sherels. Can't the team just release the uniform already so we don't have to talk about what should be a practice squad body? This is an unbelievable waste of my time, and your time - if we're being honest - for you to even read this fluff. Marcus Sherels. That's who you're spending your Tuesday on. Be happy about that.
Sherels has never been a huge component of the team, and has always seen his impact most significantly in the return game. But with ...
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Cris Carter will represent the Minnesota Vikings when he is inducted into the Hall of Fame later this summer.
Right now, he is representing his son Duron as a doting dad trying to help him get a NFL job.
Here is the story on Duron Carter that is more than a little crazy.
Please click here to read this story.
The post Cris Carter talks up son that bombed at Ohio St and Alabama...
After the big, premature and accidental release (I promise this never happens!) of the Minnesota Vikings new uniforms yesterday, many pairs of eagle eyes took note of the new number font that appeared on the jerseys. These numbers had some serif, pointy sharpies on the ends of the numbers, but really only on the right side of each number, or at least, the first number appearing. ...
Behold them in all their glory ... PURPLE PANTS!!
These are some leaked photos of the new Minnesota Vikings uniforms for 2013, the very ones we have been receiving clues for over the last month, and the ones fans have mocked up numerous times over the past several weeks. You'll see more on Thursday at the Draft Party of course, but from what we can see here, what's the...
Tuesday seems to be the day that the new NFL uniforms are being leaked. The Minnesota Vikings tweaked their logo this year, merely modernizing it before they move to their new stadium and when you change your logo, you have to change your uniform. The Vikings new uniforms look great and got rid of all the extra unnecessary striping, giving it a much cleaner look. They chose...
According to Tom Pelissero of ESPN 1500 Twin Cities, the Vikings could place RB Toby Gerhart could trading block “once injuries start hitting in camp.”
Pelissero adds that this may come down to whether or not the Vikings are willing to give him an increased role at some point in the future.
Gerhart, 26, is entering the final year of his rookie contract, so Minnesota could always...
Two days before the draft, Minnesota Vikings general manager Rick Spielman said the team found an answer at one of its questionable positions, defensive tackle.
Unfortunately, Spielman joked, it was a short-term solution.
Spielman announced Tuesday at his annual predraft press conference that defensive tackle Pat Williams will sign a one-day contract with Minnesota on Thursday to...
Following the Jaguars and Dolphins, confirmed leaked photos of the Minnesota Vikings new uniforms have hit the internet.
Sqor.com sent out an official press release today announcing that former NFL quarterback Brett Favre will be providing exclusive NFL draft analysis on their website for this year’s NFL draft.
Below is a portion of the press release.
Nobody knows more about being an NFL star than Brett Favre. A three-time MVP and Super Bowl champion with the Green Bay Packers, Favre set records...
Now this look is not as good as the Miami Dolphins one, but you can still get a decent look at how the new Vikings uniforms are going to look.
So those of you that have been doing what the team wanted so you could see all the sneak peeks--you can stop now. Here is the real deal:
CONFIRMED Minnesota Vikings uniform leak: twitter.com/UniWatch/statu…
— Paul Lukas (@UniWatch...
With the 2013 NFL Draft just a couple of days away, retired quarterback Brett Favre sent out a tweet wishing good luck to all of the draft hopefuls.He also included a picture of himself lying in bed while receiving the call from the Atlanta Falcons informing him that he had been drafted (2nd round-33rd overall). Does anyone else think the people in the background look eerily similar...
Former Detroit Lions Pro Bowl running back Barry Sanders won the vote to be on the cover of the new Madden video game.
Today is the 12th day of two weeks of Minnesota Vikings coverage leading up to the April 25 beginning of the NFL Draft.
April 12: Five best draft moments in the past 25 years
April 13: Five worst draft moments in the past 25 years
April 14: Quarterbacks position preview
April 15: Running backsfullbacks position preview
April 16: Offensive tackles position preview
April 17: Guardscenters...