Found November 17, 2008 on Da Great White Hype:
Miami-Dade County is in serious super freak-out mode now that the temperature has dropped down to 71 degrees out. While driving around today, I couldn't believe how everyone was dressed...almost as if they just got let out of Lambeau Field in January. Even the news people can't stand to have to wear socks with their thonged flip-flops.



Good morning everyone, I'm Jeannie de Jesus-Diaz-Arce-RodriguA(c)z-Estefan and here are today's top stories.

50 people were shot at 5am today in Carol City, and the Miami Dolphins have increased their wins by 250% from last year, but our top story is of course the cold, dark abyss of death that has descended on Miami. With more on this news... we go to Juanita Flores-Ignacio-de Palma for more. Juanita?

Juanita: Yes, Jeannie it is unbearably cold. I'm outside of a Winn-Dixie supermarket where earlier, I talked to Pablo Rodriguez-Iglesias-Diaz-Soto-Grande-Latte, who was stocking up for more freezing conditions to come.

Pablo:
Yes, I waited outside of Winn-Dixie for 2 hours this morning to make sure I would be able to find food for all of my 19 children.

Juanita:
And is this the worst crisis your family has ever faced?

Pablo: Well, I thought it was bad when I walked into my office at Citibank this morning and was told that my job had been cut...but at that point my hands were so cold...all I cared about was getting back in my car and turning the heat on.

Juanita:
Obviously it is a dire situation here in MDC, and it seems as if it will only get worse as tomorrow's high...and I use that term loosely, is only 68. Back to you at the desk.
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