Only The Rooneys Own The Steelers...

Now, I'd love to get all up in arms about this **** on Boston.com that you see above. But the fact is, the Steelers have definitely lost every game in which they've faced Tom Brady over the last six or seven years. Do I think the Pats OWN Pittsburgh? Of course not. But you can't pretend like the case for it isn't as clear as Ochocinco's repressed sexuality. Either way, this game has become this week's marquee matchup...ESPN.com's front page yesterday.CBSSports.com's front page today. When I sat down to write this thing, part of me was like, dude, how many times can I possibly re-use the same tired ass jokes from the last few years, mostly involving Tom Brady, various items of womens' attire and goats? It honestly does get hard to come up with fresh material year-after-year, let alone twice a season like I have to for the Ravens, Gowns, and Svengalis. So, I've tried to do that in this week's preview, but there's no real guarantee that I...