Orange Crush to Smack Stinkin' Jets in the Face

As has been widely circulated, our boys will be once again rockin' the orange unis come Monday night's slugfest against those piece of ****, fucktard assholes from New Jersey. We're 2-0 in these babies - having beaten both Washington in 2003 (aaaah, season ticket year....how I miss thee) and those New England faggots in 2004. The last time was particularly memorable as the A.J. Feeley-helmed Dolphins capped off the night with a touchdown pass to Derrius 'Invisible Man' Thompson (I believe his lone TD with the Fins) and a JT-led assault up Tom Brady's ass, razor-cleated feet first. Sadly, that was our Super Bowl that year and I remember running back and forth through my apartment in total ecstacy. I remember when these came out I was ULTRAFUCKINGEXCITED to the point that I drove my illegal, no insuranced red Thunderbird all the way to the Davie store and waited outside to buy one on the first day they were available. Got me a sweet Ricky Williams one tha...