Found December 27, 2011 on Ryan Parker Songs:

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First there was planking, then there was Tebowing,
Added to the list of fads the Internet's been growing,
Inspired by Tebow's prayer, it's frequency increased,
But what about the player the Broncos released,

Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,

First there was Chicago, Kyle Orton didn't win,
Then there was his time spent Ortoning with Brady Quinn,
Inspired by uninspiring play and looking like a clown,
It's a fact that Ortoning is best done sitting down,

Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,

There have been a lot of players who have Ortoned over time,
Some blame it on an injury or their offensive line,
There have been a lot players who have faced a lot of strife,
But really you can Orton in any walk of life,

Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you

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