Packer Fans Cheated Out Of Offseason of Gloating

I want my money back. Is there some place we can go to get a refund? I clearly remember last February that the Packers won the Super Bowl. Yep, pretty sure. And as I recall, we went through a season of plenty of doubts, with plenty of abuse from Bears fans along the way. Heck, I think the Lions beat us once, too. It's the Super Bowl season that shouldn't have been, but was. It was the "Holy Cow They Did It!" season that no one really saw coming once the MASH helicopters settled upon Lambeau Field to remove the injured players. Now, given the complete and utter shock that we won the Lombardi Trophy to begin with, we needed a little time for it to completely settle in. Then, we needed to search and target every Viking and Bear fan who had mocked us over the last few years and return it in spades. But, we never got the chance. Not really. The Super Bowl win, to many people, seems like a long time ago already. For one brief shining week, the population of ...