Packers Beat Giants but Play Like Sibyl

Yes, they beat the New York football Giants today, but the Green Bay Packers play football like Sybil.It is more than mere dysfunction, it is more like psychosis.How else can you explain a team that can just as easily cut its own wrists or kill you dead on any given play?One second the opponent is running circles around your defensive backfield making them look like second-graders, the next second the defense is picking off Eli Manning and running into the end zone untouched.At one moment they can be giving up an Aaron Rodgers sack, and the next Jordy Nelson can be making impossible body moves to bring in a timely long pass.On one play, the offense can be moving the ball, but the next, kill the momentum with mindless false start penalties.The Packers can be very great or very bad on any given play. If they were your wife, you'd plan to renew your wedding vows and also try to kill each other.It's like combining Halloween and Easter. Or putting asparagus in your ice cream. Or ...