New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez made the gossip pages of the New York tabloids this week with a Page Six exclusive about his "trysts" with two different women in a Manhattan hotel. Excerpts from The New York Post story, headlined "Sanchez hits end zone twice" [nice work, NYP] is in bold. Our commentary appears below.
Derek Jeter, take note! Mark Sanchez made the most of his timeouts by romancing not one, but two women within a few hours at the Moderne Hotel on West 55th Street, sources say.
Two women in a few hours? That's what Jeter calls a "slow day." It's also a little strange that Sanchez was so prolific. Usually he struggles when faced with double coverages.
The handsome New York Jets quarterback, who led his team to a 37-10 rout of the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday, was spotted with a beautiful brunette checking into the hotel at about 3 a.m. Tuesday.
See, mom? Something good can happen after 2 a.m..
A witness reports Sanchez's companion was "a Spanish-looking brunette."...