Originally posted on Sportress of Blogitude  |  Last updated 1/17/14

New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow was arrested for alleged possession of synthetic marijuana in a Target parking lot in East Hanover, N.J. on the afternoon of Nov. 19, 2013. But what allegedly transpired beforehand between man and manhood makes an already-embarrassing story completely and utterly humiliating for the 30-year-old NFL player. The incident […]The post Paging Carl Monday: Kellen Winslow allegedly masturbating in SUV before synthetic pot arrest appeared first on Sportress of Blogitude.

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