Found January 11, 2013 on Sportress of Blogitude:
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A recent listing uploaded to Denver Craigslist purports to be offering up — for the rock bottom price of $1, mind you — a pair of panties that the seller claims to have been signed by Denver Broncos wide receiver Demaryius Thomas. I imagine there are countless listings on Craigslist all over this land where the poster of the listing is attempting to sell different sorts of odd sports memorabilia — some perhaps real, but often likely not — but this one certainly ranks high up there in terms of the oddity of it all, and let’s be honest, the relative nastiness, no matter the legitimacy or authenticity off the undergarment. There they are, in all their panty-rific glory. Since I cannot do the listing justice, here is the guy’s run-on-sentence-of-a-sales-pitch in its entirety, save for the seller’s phone number, which is listed: Warn and haven’t been washed obviously because of signature! Broncos player Demaryius Thomas #88 signed these panties for my girl and we broke ...
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