Patriots RB Laurence Maroney says about his Madden rating… “WHAT!!??”

Talking with running back Laurence Maroney, it’s like that box of chocolates reference in the movie Forrest Gump: ”You never know what you’re going to get.” A harmless question about his Madden ratings prompted the following hysterical rant: ”Oh man. They got me a terrible old man, man. I want to tell Madden that, too. You know what’s crazy? I had my little shoulder problem, and I was 93 speed, 94 speed on Madden after my shoulder. Then I came down to 88. Man, what’s my shoulder got to do with my feet? ”I ain’t that slow?’ I’d be tripping on my speed. I ain’t no 88. Then they got Fred (Taylor) and them faster than me. I know they ain’t faster. No, but I don’t trip, man. That’s a video game. It’s just cool to be on it.” That’s Maroney, unplugged.