The visor. The cold drink. The neck. The monkey swimming trucks. The legend. Yes, that’s Peyton Manning sharing a chat with what looks to be his former center, Jeff Saturday, in Hawaii.
Just look at that specimen. The definition. The watch. The six-pack. The shorts.
*$#@^* the shorts! THE SHORTS!
Those aren’t just any swimming trunks. Those are $220 Mr. Porter Vilebrequin moorea monkey trunks. How did we find those trunks? A simple Google “monkey swimming trunks” search and there they were.
The monkey trunks details, according to Mr. Porter:
Blue and white swim shorts with a monkey print pattern
Elasticated drawstring waist and three pockets
100% polyamide; mesh: 100% cotton
Buy those $220 trunks.
As for why Manning was in monkey trunks, we understand there is some sort of Pro Bowl pool volleyball match organized by the NFL legend.
Manning made sure to set up some even pool volleyball teams, “A little announcement here: pool volleyball, Wednesday, 3 p.m. AFC quarterbacks vs. NFC quarterbacks. Each team gets a ‘need’ player and I’m in charge of picking this player for both teams. AFC, we get J.J. Watt. The NFC gets Leon Washington.”
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