Found March 23, 2012 on Kissing Suzy Kolber:
PLAYERS: Phil Taylor
TEAMS: Cleveland Browns
Browns defensive tackle Phil Taylor may not be a Peter King-decreed Elite Flyer, possibly because he deigns to travel in coach, but he is an Elite Troll of the Skies, as evidenced by the way he tortured the fat beardy white guy next to him on a flight who Taylor caught complaining via text about being seated with a giant black man. Judging from the photos, it may or may not have been Brian Posehn. Thanks to A Factory of Sadness Blog for bringing this to our attention. Oh, the things I’d give to get him and PK as row-mates as 10-hour flight.

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