There are times that I want Tom Brady’s life. Ya know, when he isn’t losing to the Giants in the Super Bowl. But this is definitely one of those times. The Detroit Free Press was paying very close attention to an overhead video showing the new property of the New England Patriots QB in California. Not only is 22,000 square feet with every single imaginable celebrity amenity, but it has a moat. A FRIGGIN MOAT! Tom Brady lives in a castle!!! Just crazy awesome, right? Of course, now you have to wonder if his front door is a draw bridge. That would be the coolest. Check out this video which shows of his ridiculous pool, playground AND A FRIGGIN MOAT!