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It was first reported two years ago that Ray Lewis uses a mouth spray derived from the velvet on deer antlers. This apparently works like HGH, even though it sounds like the bullsh*t herbal remedy version of a performance-enhancing drug. Nevertheless, it is a substance banned by the NFL. Though because it shows up in the bloodstream and not in urine, it is difficult to detect by NFL tests. So kudos to the NFL for banning a substance and not bothering to properly test for it. Sports Illustrated has a story in their upcoming issue with the stupid Ray Lewis cover that there is a taped conversation from October between Ray-Ray and a sketchy distributor of antler spray that incriminates Bambi’s Linebacker. In summation: Ray Lewis is a filthy murdering cheater who stuck deer antlers in his peehole. Or something to that effect. I don’t know. Just have him go away forever. As much as the shame of Ray Lewis being suspended for the final game of his career would delight us all, having Ray Lew...
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