PJD’s Preseason One Game Recap – That’s How you Beat Third Stingers

See, I told you my prediction would be wrong: I’m kind of like the weather, in that sense; The only thing you can predict about the weather is that it is unpredictable. The only thing you can predict about my predictions are that they’ll be full of a bucket of fail that would make even the noobiest noob of 4chan roll their eyes like a dying fail whale who fails to breathe. Or something. But yes, the Vikings ended up bursting the Rams excitement hymen bubble even before it blossomed by rolling into their home and assaulting them with several blunt objects on the way to a 28 – 7 win. Wait, no field goals? Effectiveness in the red zone? A break down on special teams? My god, it’s almost like the Vikings are in mid season form! Hahaha, seriously though, it’s fantastic to see Vikings football back on TV, even if the HD faded in and out like a sorority girl on a Saturday night, and even if the team we were watching was more like the Junior Varsity squad in Ro...