Found July 27, 2012 on The Money Shot:
                           "This is approximately how wide my vagina is." Greetings from Knoxville, Tennessee.  At least that's where I was physically when I wrote this.  Mentally I was in a special kind of hell with the reality of seven more hours left in a van with my family setting in like a sledge hammy to the tender sack.  Seven more hours of eating my brother's nuclear fucking beer farts.  Seven more hours of my mom trying to hop into fantasy football discussions in order to give her ELITE observation of Aaron Rodgers being "good".  Not sure if you all knew that but there's some classified info for you.  Seven more hours of dying slowly.  But more importantly, Knoxville is where I realized it'll be 3am when I get home and there was no fucking way I was writing anything useful at that time on the heals of a 16 hour van ride. First... Family vacations suck hairy hillbilly tit.  Don't get me wrong, the P's picking up the ta
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