Found December 08, 2011 on Kissing Suzy Kolber:
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Garrett: BROTHER! Dearest brother! Oh, these are tumultuous times, dearest brother! I’ve not been this despondent since our beloved Princeton Tigers Croquet Squad lost in the 1986 semifinals to Bard! Ugh. We went to a Roy Rogers later that evening because we knew we were not worthy of a GOOD eating. Oh, I still remember how sticky the tables were. The restaurant consisted of nothing more than fried chicken and the residue of careless breeding. Judd: Don’t fret, dear brother. Your strategy was BRILLIANT. Garrett: It was, wasn’t it? Icing one’s OWN kicker! Judd: Diabolical. Garrett: Devious. Judd: Outrageous! Garrett: Scandalous! Judd: WORTHY OF GOSSIP ON NANTUCKET! Garrett: Ha ha ha! Judd: It was not your fault, dear brother. You know this. You know that your strategy would have paid off handsomely for us had our lowly kicker understood its machinations. Garrett: Indeed. Icing the kicker has a mathematical history of failing, so why wouldn’t it also fail with our OWN ki...
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