Purple Jesus Diaries Game 14 Review: At Least the Packers Lost

Does that sound petty? I feel like that makes me sound like a poor sports fan. "Oh, the Vikings got their ass handed to them on a Christmas platter, but at least the Packers lost!" Those fans are just the worst. It's like they don't even know what winning tastes like, how it's sweet, sweet juices can dribble down a person's chin and how you savor each victory like it was your last. No, I don't remember what that is like anymore. Even when we were kind-of-winning in 2009 with the Vikings, I knew it was all too good to be true. I knew we'd get stiffed with someone's pinkie and we'd come crashing back to earth. I just never figured the fall would be like toppling Andre the Giant. I don't even know if we've hit rock bottom yet! We may still be falling, guys! Think, that after Drew Brees rolled up in our hood and yawned his way to 400+ passing yards and FIVE GOD DAMN TOUCHDOWNS as his team pinned us down with their forearms and had their ...