Purple Jesus Diaries' Masturbatory Game Preview: Vikings vs. Redskins

Please lose: The Vikings are a team who can't do ANYTHING right. They lose to the Saints in the NFC Championship after clearly out-playing them and overall being the better team. There's the Falcons debacle. 41-0. Sex boat scandals instead of a quite bye week with the family. Losing to the Cardinals and missing out on the playoffs. The amount of foibles this team has shown throughout their history is simply REMARKABLE. And so it's with understandable hesitation that I ask of the team, simply, to just lose. Just lose out. Sit Cedric Griffin the rest of the year, let Purple Jesus rest his ankle, start Christian Ponder - aka The Turnover Machine - and let Harvin go to Florida for an early Christmas present. We need to lose out if we want any chance at finally turning this franchise around. With the Colts losing last night, the Vikings sucking, and the Rams marginally better than us, we really have a shot at the number one seed and Andrew Luck in the draft. All I need from y...