It's almost Christmas time, and if you haven't wasted your money on the Minnesota Vikings fan in your life by purchasing crappy Vikings shirts from the Purple Jesus Diaries' Merchandise Shop, then you're clearly doing it wrong. If you bought one of ours I can guarantee you that it will make an adult human male giggle and prance like a youngling opening up a GI Joe play set during a 1980's Christmas scene. YOUR LOSS, DUDEBRO.
If you ended up buying a DIFFERENT crappy Vikings shirt, I can also promise you that you have ruined Christmas. Flat out ruined it, because there's like a .017% chance that any Vikings related merchandise you probably saw online and purchased looks like a tinfoil dump. I don't know why this is, why NFL merchandising people can't just design cool looking apparel for fans to buy, but it's a fact. You're ruined Christmas, your present to your Vikings' fan will soon become a dishrag, and you should go cry into your mul...
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Jared Allen,
Brett Favre,
McLeod Bethel-Thompson,
Chris Kluwe,
Mike Morris
TEAMS: Minnesota Vikings
TEAMS: Minnesota Vikings
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