Originally posted on Eagles Eye  |  Last updated 3/6/12
It would be nice to have Flo around with her "name your price" gun locked and loaded...we could have her point it at some desirable Free Agent prospects that are still out there. She could help me get a better feel for what the Eagles should or could pay for some guys.You know Flo... the Progressive Insurance girl...she's the one who makes viewers either want to befriend her, date her or buy her insurance. She may be the most animated real-life character on television since Lucy. She's perky, peppy, and positive, no mean feat in these tough economic times when more people hate insurance companies than ever before. Bubbly and beaming, high-volume, with a flip of dark hair and a face like a lollipop, she irks as she endears, bemuses as she bewitches. Her price gun gives you true value on a product, though...which is what every team in the NFL needs right now on Free Agent purchases. (Flo's real name is Stephanie Courtney, an actress and stand-up comic...)I'd like to have Flo point tha...
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