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Dear Mr. President, It is with the deepest regret that I must inform you of grave news: The terrorists have won. The Raiders have actually done something good. Attached is photographic evidence that is not for the weak at heart. A Raiderette Cheerleader, naked. (Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the photos to Dick Cheney. Everyone likes a helper!) During this darkest hour, I can't help but think, had you provided me with a jetpack, we could've turned this thing around. Sure, I only wanted to wear it while having sex with models, but if you know another way to win the war on terror, I'm all ears. Naked boobage at DC

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