Apologies from the start if these sentences are as slow as Quinn Ojinnaka. Like the St. Louis Rams, this space has coped with the whiplash of two games in five days. One fowl foe lifted off Sunday, and a bird of a different NFC West feather will land at the Edward Jones Dome on Thursday. It's enough to make Gregg Williams crack open another cold one from his suite.
Let's follow the Rams' lead and toy with the cosmos. It's about 24 hours to kickoff, so it's "Saturday" in Jeff Fisher's universe. Did you catch that classic LSU-Florida showdown? How about the Texas-West Virginia shootout? What about Bret Bielema picking Illinois off Bucky's cleats?
Calendar manipulation? Only divine intervention can save the Fighting Illini now.
I digress. You know the week's wacky when Steven Jackson talks yoga on a Tuesday, er, "Friday" and pundits talk up the NFC West as one of the NFL's best divisions.
When, exactly, did this punching bag learn to dance in the ring? You have the Arizona Cardi...