Holy crap Batman, I just about had a seizure when I saw this dude rocking a Rex Grossman Bears jersey on a Saturday afternoon in April. I would have been less stunned to see Glen Rice laying the lumber to Sarah Palin in the stairwell than I was when I saw this.
What do you think the logic was for this guy to wake up in the morning when his alarm clock gave out a warning and decide, “you know what, I think I’d look flyer than Craig Sager if I wore my Rex Grossman Bears jersey today”. Here’s how I think it went down.
This guy clearly is a fair weather sports fan and drank the kool-aid when Sexy Rexy “took” the Bears to the Super Bowl. This led to him buying his jersey despite the fact that he couldn’t tell you which school Grossman attended. Since he’s not a diehard fan, obviously, after the Super Bowl loss he hung this jersey up in his closet like any normal person would a regular button down.
This guy doesn’t spend his Sunday’s watching the Red Zone channel, but instead is playing C...