Originally posted on Losers Bracket  |  Last updated 12/10/12
Astute observations from over the weekend. Didn’t Dujan Harris play for Memphis and was a lottery pick?  Oh yeah, Dujuan Wagner…my bad. How many hundreds of (or even thousands) of dudes are like sitting on the couch watching the NFL games and being like, I could gain 100 yards in the NFL, I just need a shot.  Seriously.  Dujuan Harris looks good.  Bryce Brown…the 100 running backs the Jags have had this year.  Remember Whisper Goodman, I mean basically take a sick athlete and with the right matchup give him the rock and he can get at least 4 yards a carry… Nuts. Speaking of insanely cool name, I love the Marquetter Warriors this year just because they have Junior Coodooogan and Vander Blue.  And their coach is Buzz.  That’s enough for me. A-Rodge and the Packers are bizarrely entertaining.  Chucky Wood just two years ago was MVP worthy and Clay Matthews IS MVP worthy.  Jordy Nelson is all pro.  THEY ARE NOT IN THE LINEUP!  Packers are pretty friggin good.  Yet at times look pretty friggin bad.  Go pack! Speaking of teams that look like ****.  Hello Bears!  Cutler’s mindset… you are not open, but I can chuck it hard and I like you Marshall.  There that is there offense.  Now that their defense is not scoring 3 tds a week… THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE! Adrian Peterson is out of this world wacky.  So is Megatron.  And just to prove to you all that you have to be a GENETIC FREAK to play well at the highest level.  If I did THAT to a play-doh doll it would of shattered it’s leg, RG3 keeps playing.  He will be fine.  His leg went 45 degress backwards!   They would of amputated my leg if I did that! Speaking of hot chicks, and maybe it’s Ralphnuts, but the NBA cheerleaders are in their own dimension.  IF I was an NBA baller THAT would be my focus.  Man, them girlz are PERTY. Bears and Packers this week.  How awesome if Chucky Wood and the fellas kick their ass for the division title at Soldier Field Boo-Yah! The snow that fell in Wisco is better than that grey mud winter thing.   If it’s gonna be winter there might as well be a snow cover. DNR have two cougars going in Wisconsin right now.  Seriously.  I have confirmed sources.  One near Wausau with a collar.  Oh…yes!  Let em live for Gods sake. My Sunday night pickup basketball game was cancelled this week due to the Packer game.  Poor bastards will find any excuse not to ball.  I actually crave the game right now. I was completely enamored with Faith Hill’s legs last night…
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