Handing out labels thanks to the Skins 7-6 preseason win over Buffalo, with a little help from my friends Matt Terl, JP Finlay and Jack Kogod.
Robert Griffin III – The only portion of this game I was able to watch was a flawless touchdown drive orchestrated with ease. So, yeah, winner. Terl’s two cents: “RG3 [is a winner], partially for doing solidly but mainly just for not collapsing in on himself like a dying star.” Peter King has more.
Trent Williams — Played well and emerged healthy after an X-ray.
Richard Crawford — Terl says, “He continues a strong rookie preseason.”
The Nats — Again.
Evan Royster — Fumbled.
Antwaan Randle El — I’ve been told he was pretty much the worst sideline reporter in NFL history, a history which includes Eric Dickerson.
Everyone who had to listen to Joe Theismann — Sorry, guys.
Will Montgomery — Didn’t do so hot.
Rex Grossman — Just on general principle (and 2-10 passing).
Replacement officials – Apparently they didn’t do s