Redskins Currently Pursuing Every Quarterback

By K. DonovanSportsonastick.comApril 18, 2009 Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder is currently attempting to trade Quarterback Jason Campbell for every single quarterback in the NFL, according to Vice President of Football Operations Vinny Cerrato. Additionally, Mr. Snyder plans to draft every quarterback available in the April 25-26 NFL draft.  “While Mr. Snyder is actively seeking to obtain all other 31 starting quarterbacks in the NFL, he maintains his trust in Jason Campbell as the quarterback of the Washington Redskins,” Cerrato said in a statement. “However, Mr. Snyder feels that the quarterback is the most important position in football and would like to corner the market.”   Cerrato noted that, despite insistent opposition from Redskins fans and the media, offensive line or any defensive position is a secondary need for winning a Super Bowl.   In recent weeks the Redskins had already shown interest in trading for former Denver Broncos QB Jay Cutler and obtaining University of Southern California QB Mark Sanchez in the NFL draft.  Since purchasing the team in 1999 for $800 million, Snyder has yet to find the right QB to win a Super Bowl title. Starting with the 1999 season, the Redskins have employed as their starting QBs: Brad Johnson, Jeff George, Brad Johnson, Tony Banks, Jeff George, Shane Matthews, Patrick Ramsey, Danny Wuerfful, Tim Hasselbeck, Patrick Ramsey, Mark Brunell, Patrick Ramsey, Mark Brunell, Patrick Ramsey, Mark Brunell, Jason Campbell, Todd Collins and Jason Campbell  “Fuck it,” Mr. Snyder is on record as saying, “I want a whole team of quarterbacks. You can’t win without a good one.” Mr. Cerrato added that the Redskins were also seeking to hire every head coach in the NFL, thus removing any competition from his NFL partner owners. He added that the Redskins would like to hire former head coaches Mike Shanahan and Jon Gruden, and hope to entice the recently retired Bill Cowher and Tony Dungy to come back to coaching.Some of Mr. Snyder's recent achievements include becoming a billionaire and purchasing national amusement park operator, Six Flags, Inc., subsequently driving it into bankruptcy.