From a Q & A conducted by Washington Post Redskins reporter Mike Jones:
If you weren’t playing football, what profession would you have pursued?
“My mom is very good at what she did. She worked in sales for years at a company called Taser International and I used to go to the trade shows with her and was exposed to the sales aspect of things. I’d like to say I have pretty good people person skills and I like to go out and do things like that. I had a lot of fun when I was younger, especially working with a product like a taser, the one the cops use. I had a lot of fun when I was younger, experimenting. I would tase the crap out of myself. So I’d probably be working in that industry. Fortunately, I don’t have to work a 9 to 5 right now.”
In real life? You tased yourself on purpose? Why, and what was that like?
“First time I ever did it, I was 9. It was Bring-Your-Kid-to-Work day. My mom’s coworkers were messing with me and said, ‘You gonna take a hit today?’ And I said ‘Yeah!’ just