Originally written on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 11/20/14

Rex Ryan is taking a much needed vacation in the Bahamas with his wife, and while the Jets head coach was catching some rays a NY Daily News photographer snapped a photo of Ryan sporting a tattoo of what looks to be his wife wearing nothing but a green Mark Sanchez jersey. I’ll just let that soak in for a bit. Here’s the photo with said tattoo (via the NY Daily News), and if you look closely, it looks as if his pantsless wife in the ink may be in the pose known as Tebowing, which may or may not blow your everloving mind as it did mine… At least this clears up why Ryan was stuck on Sanchez being his starter. It’s hard to bench a guy whose jersey you got tattooed on your arm, especially when said jersey is covering your wife’s naked torso. And you know that she either posed like that for the tattoo, or at the very least posed for a picture that was the basis for Ryan’s ink, which makes the Jets coach’s tattoo all the more awkward. Here’s a close-up of Ryan’s sexy tattoo, because you know you want a better look… It’s obvious Rex Ryan loves his wife, which is sweet, and we’ve known for a while that he’s a big supporter of Mark Sanchez, but let’s hope this tattoo doesn’t represent some weird sexual fantasy involving Ryan’s wife and Sanchez (or a Sanchez jersey), because that would be just way too freaky deaky, even for Rex Ryan. The post Rex Ryan’s right arm has a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey and nothing else appeared first on Last Angry Fan.

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