RKelley’s Fearless (and Funny) Fantasy Football Forecast

Alright, all you fantasy football owners, listen up. Whether you are 0-7, 2-5 like Pete the Meat, or 7-0 like myself, nicknamed “Money In The Bank” in the annual Fuzzballs League, this is the only article you need to read when deciding on who to start and who to sit when adjusting your starting lineups for Week 8 of the 2010 Fantasy Football season. Every key tip you need will be included right here. Without bragging further about my current undefeated streak (which actually scares the hell out of me, because like poker, when you start out hot early, be prepared to give it all back later), I will delve into who I like, who I don’t and who I’d dump if I were you. Oh, and the picture is especially meant for Pete the Meat, because over the course of many season, I’m pretty sure that he has used each and every one of these excuses on multiple occasions. 1. Regardless of how many toys you take away from Peyton Manning, he will continue to outproduce almost e...