Found April 13, 2012 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:

Photo of Rob Gronkowski doing lecture at the University of Rhode IslandPatriots tight end has been known to take things a bit over the edge for entertainment purposes.  While playing a slumber party-esque game during a lecture at the University of Rhode Island, Gronk lived up to his reputation.

The name of the game he was playing can’t be said here, but it’s commonly known on American sitcoms as “boff, marry, kill.”  Players are given three names and have to choose one to kill, one to marry and one with which to have coitus.  In this case, the names given to Gronkowski were: Rex Ryan, Betty White and Tim Tebow.

Gronk will have access to Tebow twice a year now that they’re in the same division.  It’s a good thing they won’t be on the field at the same time.  Wouldn’t need these guys diving into the same pile.

Propers to @JimmyTraina for the video…I guess and to Deadspin for the pic


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