Roster Moves: Michael Montgomery Joins the Purple People

ITEM! I’ll be honest, when I heard the Vikings had signed Michael Montgomery to the team I immediately thought it was Michael McDonald who sang “Ya Mo Be There” and I kind of wanted to go out and stab someone in the ******* throat. Luckily, Michael Montgomery looks to be only confused with some cowboy hat wearing white dude, but in actuality is some black guy from Texas (so maybe the cowboy thing holds true) with a kick ass goatee. I bet he can grow that out something fierce in Minnesota since it’s so damn cold here all the time. That alone should be worth his contract. But what about this real, live, Michael Montgomery person? Uh … I guess he’s a Minnesota Vikings for now. I WONDER WHAT NUMBER HE’LL WEAR???!! FACT! Ok but really, who is this guy? Apparently he’s a defensive end out of Texas A&M which is a **** Big XII school, who was drafted in the sixth round of the 2005 NFL Draft by the terrible, terrible, team, Green Bay Packers. Apparently he was cut by those douchers t...