Rule #3: No Fun.

The Kansas City Chiefs are the the owners of two utterly ridicuous things. The first is a starting QB named Brodie Croyle. The second is a "Fan Code of Conduct." Rule number 2 under this code of conduct is a ban on standing during the game. That's right you are not allowed to stand up during a Chiefs game. According to the Shutdown Corner this code of conduct was written by an 85 year old second grade teacher. I am not even going to comment on the ridiculousness of that. And if you thought this couldn't get any lamer there is a system in place which allows you to tattle via text message to the authorities.