Shawne Merriman, Tila Tequila and the Naked Angry Threesomes

Remember when the Shawne Merriman and Tila "Tequila" Nguyen incident was supposed to be about him forcibly trying to stop her from drunk driving? Fortunately for the more voyeuristic among us (ahem), the story emerging is far more ridiculously awful. Turns out, according to a report published by News10.com (via PFT), sources at Merriman's home that night said Nguyen wasn't too thrilled about Merriman being together with two other women in his bedroom. She stormed in on them, made a big scene and threatening to have sex with a member of his entourage. When that tantrum ended, the intoxicated Nguyen proceeded to strip naked and marched out of the house (a naturally level reaction for anyone who's upset). That's when Merriman decided to intervene to keep her from leaving. As we know by now, Nguyen claims she was choked and restrained by the Chargers linebacker, though sources at the home say she faked a neck injury before calling the police. When paramedi...