Originally posted on NBC Bay Area  |  Last updated 1/23/12
Let's assume that you have friends or loved ones who are fans of the New England Patriots. First of all, shame on you for having friends or loved ones who are fans of the New England Patriots. Don't you know how annoying those people are? Secondly, you're gonna want to keep these people away from a television set for the next two weeks. Not for their sake, mind you. I don't care if you let your Pats fan boyfriend go play in traffic for six straight hours. No, you need to do it for YOUR sake, because for the next two weeks, you are going to see a constant replay of the David Tyree helmet catch from the last time the Giants and Pats met in the Super Bowl. And Patriots fans become impossible to tolerate when this occurs. Leave a Pats fan near a TV set when the Helmet Catch comes on and you will hear any of the following things, none of them pleasant: "LUCKIEST PLAY EVAHHHH!!!" "Oh, no! The Helmet Catch! Now is the time for me to spiral into a very public and very contrived ...
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