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Each week the Noise will guide desperate, deep-thinking owners into the dark corners of the waiver wire to mine a last-minute diamond. Turn on your helmet light and pack a pickaxe. We're digging for drop-jaw surprises owned in fewer than 10 percent or started in five percent or less of Yahoo! Plus leagues.Late yesterday, a bombshell was dropped in the fantasy community. The ripple effects knocked down trees, crashed power grids and blew the heads off owner lagers. According to the Houston Chronicle, popular first round pick and PPR cornerstone, Steve Slaton, is expected to miss Sunday's wild card crucial clash with Jacksonville. The nitty gritty: Texans running back Steve Slaton is expected to miss Sunday's game against Jacksonville because of numbness in his arms. The numbness is a result of a previously undisclosed shoulder injury. Coach Gary Kubiak did not completely rule out Slaton, but the fact he did not practice Friday makes it unlikely he will play. "It...