Shocker Special: Hillis, Ochocinco silencer, Tim McGraw lover

Each week the Noise will guide desperate, deep-thinking owners into the dark corners of the waiver wire to mine a last-minute diamond. Turn on your helmet light and pack a pickaxe. We're digging for drop-jaw surprises owned in less than 10 percent or started in five percent or less of Yahoo! Plus leagues. More Noise: Kevin Smith Rising, Week 1 Flames/Lames For years fantasy owners were tortured by the head-slamming backfield tactics of Lucifer Shanahan. Though the secrecy of his actions was understandable in the context of reality, in virtual circles, it was completely unacceptable. Now, under the direction of a new sinister beast, Josh McDaniels (AKA The McDevil), Denver's discombobulated backfield is less decipherable than ever before. The roster is brimming with talented, suitable cogs, but no one, possibly even The McDevil himself, knows exactly how the touches will be divided or what the defined roles truly are.After deep internal reflection, heavy imbibing and digestin...