Originally posted on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 11/19/12
Yes, it’s me again. After a month off, cause that’s how I roll, I’m here to bring you a summary of last night’s football themes event colored with my own funny ha-ha’s, hopefully some charming and profoundly sensual anecdotes, all mixed with plenty of Roethlisberger rape references. And don’t worry, the fact that Byron Leftwich started last night will not lead me astray in that regard. Although what might trump that line of humor, I know its hard, I mean what’s funnier than rape? But something that might top and replace the aforementioned astray-ment scenario is the continual wearing of what I surmise to be a throwback created during the days when people pooped all over bee’s and thought the end product would be some kind of iconic inspiration. No one, I repeat, no one should be allowed to wear anything with horizontal stripes in Pittsburgh. I mean, good thing Ray-Ray isn’t playing, he would confuse the Steelers for former inmates. Better watch out, he only injured his non-stabbing ...
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