Welcome to Sports Science, I’m host John Brenkus. Today we’re going to take a look at the scandal surrounding the Miami Hurricanes football team and how it actually stacks up with scandals of all time. We’re also going to actually diagnose how much influence Nevin Shapiro actually had on the actual football team.
To find out just how much influence Mr. Shapiro had on the Miami team, I’ve volunteered to run a series of tests on myself to determine just how much alcohol, money, and how many hookers one player needed versus the average grown male. At 160 pounds, I would be the lightest player on the Miami team. Compare me to defensive tackle Vince Wilfork, a 325 pound monster of a man, and you have a 200% difference in weight. That’s over twice the size of me. If science were able to combine humans, they’d need two humans of my size as well as almost twenty quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds to make up an...
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